It's better to have loved and lost then not loved at all
*~Submitted by Hannah~*
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is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. ~*Submitted by Barak M. Wood*~
"We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."
- Decca Records Rejecting the
Beatles, in 1962
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
-
Bill Peterson, football coach
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility"!
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
I feel as if my skin is the only thing keeping me from going everywhere at once.
Truth is appearance, but appearance isn't always truth.
Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?
There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
Buongiorno, Principessa!
A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sound good and a real one.
All women have a touch of blonde. Otherwise they'd all be men!
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
it is not the fall that kills you. it's the sudden stop at the end.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried
Anythings possible... apart from skiing through a revolving door
People who say "It's only a game" Are never the one who is winning.
the trouble with living life in the fast lane is that you get to the other end in an awful hurry.
